Yo what’s up maties? Oh really? That’s good to hear. Anyway, todays gospel deals with the subject of…wait it’s not going to be a traditional gospel this week. In this installment I am going to invent a television program on the fly! Well here we go!
American Family House of Doom
Theme Song: Oh baby we just your typical family…
We living in America doing like americans, we got the power!
A single parent/uncle or aunt with some wacky ass kids…
Trying to get by? In the city of Portland…
We work and we play…In the Rain! We work and play!
We’re American Family House of Doom!!!!!
American Family House of Doom is brought to you by Toyota and Pepcid Ac!
Shows house. Some dude in a leather jacket enters living room. Throws leather jacket on couch. A single parent/uncle or aunt walks in wearing an apron.
SP/UoA: Chris whats wrong?
CHRIS The Disgruntled Teen: Nutthin….Only everything.
SP/UoA: What does that mean?
CHRIS: Becky Robinson broke up with me! (editors note: Hey remember the real Becky Robinson? eh eh eh)
SP/UoA: Oh…that’s to bad Chris I know how you feel.
CHRIS: No you don’t! I’m gonna build a robot.
The remainder of the episode has Chris build a robot which he uses to try and get back together with Becky, but somehow the robot only ends up confusing matters (who’d of thunk it?)… also Chris’ sister Beth gets involved in crank and there is serious issues which are resolved before the episode concludes. Numerous cheesy catch phrases are used….hmmm lemme think one up. ah i got one! “That’s the assault squad!” it’s a stupid line yet the laugh track doesnt mind at all and still laughs its ass off.
After show ends this happens…
David Hasselhoff: Hi I’m David Hasselhoff. I play single parent/uncle or aunt. In tonight’s story, Beth had a problem with crank. If you our anyone you know has a problem with crank its not too late to get help. For information on getting off crank call 1-800-TV-CARES.
end credits….
David Hasselhoff as Single parent/uncle or aunt
Joey Lawrence as Chris
That chick from Growing Pains as Beth
Becky Robinson as herself
Scooter the Gobot as Robotic Chris
WOW! What a great television program…anyway i think that about does it for this installment. Next gospel will be about something more serious, or just me being bored and waiting for it to be Christmas so i can get some phat lewt! BOOYAH DADDY!
