Hey there troopers it is Sunday morning again so I should write another hastily thrown together editorial. Since it is approaching the end of 2001 I figured I should do like most major news organizations and compile a year end best of compilation. Please not this article will contain no refernces to terrorist attacks and or their aftermath.
So here we go Wyatt’s Best of List for the Year 2001.
BEST GHETTO TOY: These lame ass wrestlers are hands down the best ghetto toy for the year 2001. Watch for big things to come from these guys in 2002.
These guys are on the move up! Look out Hulk Hogan!
BEST ZACK DUNN FACE: Although there were many good faces made by Zack Dunn in the year 2001, the cream of the crop would have to be this number from sometime in December.
Keep it up bro!
BEST COMEBACK: Perhaps the most suprizing comeback of the year would be Candlebox’s long awaited return…oh wait that never happened. No one cares about those guys…
Better luck next year guys…
BEST ALCOHOLIC SUMMER: Umm…I think this photo speaks for itself.
Wow…that’s way too much hand actions goin’ on who do we think we are…Creed?
BEST UNKNOWN HUMOUR SOURCE: Although a good deal of new school humour appeared in 2001, hands down the winner would be the concept of Scott Stapp’s (of Creed) moves. For more information on this phenomenum go to here. Honor shout outs go to “The Guy With College Credits,” “A Dad,” and other such creations.
With arms wide open indeed…
BEST POINTLESS JOURNEY: 2001 saw a trek to Vermont in an effort to purchase Natty Light Beer in bottles. Anyway we failed at that but we managed to buy a half gallon jug of beer, see about 3245 fish fry stands, crash a car into a ditch on a dirt road, and find a super market that had those slap wrap bracelets. All and all not a bad trek.
I think that just about does it. Oh wait here’s some more deals. They are gonna be rapid fire…
BEST NEW TV SHOW: Six Feet Under
BEST OLD TV SHOW I DIDN’T REALLY WATCH BEFORE THIS YEAR: OZ
BEST SETUP: Pete Turner After move when he got digital cable with way to many movie channels.
BEST HORRIBLE MOVIE I’VE SEEN WAY TOO MANY TIMES ON HBO/CINEMAX: Robocop 2
BEST 21ST BIRTHDAY: Mine. Went to some sort of Korean resturant with boss and his family. They fed me Korean Vodkas and little korean kids sang happy birthday at me.
BEST CONCERT: Ben Folds at Northern Lights. He had a keyboard guitar ’nuff said!
BEST ADDICTION I DEFEATED: Everquest. My computer isn’t roughneck enough for it anymore…I can’t play. I don’t care.
Ok for real this time I think I’m done. There’s still a few more days left before 2002, so I may update this if anything else comes to mind, but probably not so have a good New Year, see ya in 2002!
