Hello there troopers. It is me again. I have not undated recently as I have been bogged down in school and work. Anyhow for today’s editorial I am experimenting with a new concept. Please read the following AIM conversation for the birth of this idea:
Robocop970: i got a new idea.
Robocop970: give me 3-5 unrelated words or concepts and im gonna make one editorial that includes them all and links them together
GodBurglar: Sombreros
GodBurglar: Cheese Dododles
GodBurglar: Cyborg Cops
GodBurglar: Yeti
GodBurglar: Isaac newton
Robocop970: ok.
Robocop970: here we go.
GodBurglar: lets see this
GodBurglar: afk doing painting
Well lets see what I’ve got to work with. Sombreros, Cheese Doodles, Cyborg Cops, Yeti, and Isaac Newton. Ok this will be mad easy!
The other day I was in campus center at school. I guess they are opening some Mexico themed dining facility at the school for some random men were walking around in sombreros and there was some DJ blasting Mexican Hat dance type music. I swear unto you this is true. Anyhow I was just there to get coffee so I did evading on fake mexicans cuz they obviously would have attempted to hand me strange units about a mexican resturaunt.
Anyway now that I have typed out that factoid here is the true story of the creation of Cheese Doodle type snack products. There will be through documentation. and I’ll probably use Groliers too.
Isaac Newton was born in 1953 in Mexico City, Mexico. Originally he was named Julio Miguel Sanchez. From a young age, Julio trained under his father to become a sombrero manufactuer. However in late 1970 a terrible accident involving a Black Sabbath record left Julio unable to crafted sobreros anymore. Julio like many of the time turned to drugs to ease the pain of being in 1970. By 1973 Julio was in real deep, with two knives in his hand even when he was asleep. In 1978, Jesus Christ came to Julio in a dream and told him to get his shit together. Julio, did as the lord commanded narced out some of his drug buddies and went into a witness protection program. And thus Isaac Newton was born.
Isaac Newton relocated to Detroit, MI in the US of A in 1978. Once there he got married to a stripper named Busty McBoobs. The two lived happily in Detroit until 1986 when OCP developed some sort of cyborg cops that were suppose to keep the city free of nuke. However the robots went apeshit and ended up destroying most of Detroit. Isaac together with his pet Yeti, Hulk Hulligan, destroyed the robots and were declared heros of the realm. Isaac was rewarded with $100,000. One day while counting his loot with Hulk Hulligan, Isaac desired some sort of crispy cheese however no such product existed so he took his reward money and used it to create Cheese Doodles. He had a party with all the world leaders and everyone was happy.
Fin.
Ouch, that was weak. I feel bad about it so here some bonus editorial to attempt to make up for it. Today’s topic is People who need to get punched.
1. Fred Durst - Look at this ass hole and you know he needs to get punched in the face.
yeah i’ll break your fuckin’ face tonite…
2. Matt Damon - I really don’t like this man. I don’t have a real reason for it. He just bugs the crap out of me. I think it might have something to do with project greenlight.
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3. Ben Affleck - Like matt damon only time 87. This man is always getting in my face when Oz is suppose to be on and he’s yelling about some crap ass show about making a stupid ass movie that no one cares about.
go away i want to see oz…
4. Brekin Meyer(??) - I guess that is this fuckers name. Anyway I really hate the way he is. He’s in road trip. He looks like he’s 35 he’s suppose to be a college freshman. Anyhow he is a chumpox. He needs a beatin’!
damon, brekin meyer who needs a beatin’?!!
Well who is worthy of distributing this well deserved beatings? None other than this man…
CHUCK ZITO!
you know he’s a bad ass. He’ll knock their asses out!
this came up when i searched for chuck zito on google.
anyway thanks for bearing with me. I think my experiment failed but it can be blamed on matt damon or fred durst so i’m cool with it. See you next time!
