西洋오랑캐

I’m sick…but that’s quite alright after the event I bore witness to today at work. This month we are suppose to work on a play that each class will present for their parents. Being in charge of the “baby” class has some adventages as well as disadventages. The adventage is that no one, parents, bosses, students, or me expect much out of the kids. The disadventage is the students can’t even live up to these massively lowered standards. However all of this is incidental in the tale in which I’m about to lay down. The new teacher, aka “Fat Teacher,” aka “The Actor,” aka “Dave,” is by trade an actor of some sort. Therefore he’s all about this using this play thing to make himself look good, so he’s got all kinds of crazy plans and such…anyhow today he came in with a pile of CDs to give to the kids. I don’t know exactally how these CDs worked, but in theory, they allowed the students to practice at home. Anyhow, apparentally some porno got onto some quantity of the CD, which Andrea discovered prior to the distribution, which is at least a positive thing. Dave claimed ignorance on the matter, which may or may not have been true, but to Darrell and I it doesn’t matter…Dave will never live down his “Porno Dave” title for the rest of his or our stay in Korea. In related hard core smut news, tomorrow my class is taking a field trip to KBS studios (a television station here in Korea), with any luck I can make this week the week I meet too many Korean celebrities. Tomorrow we shall see.