몽정기 2 (Wet Dreams 2)
Some time in the past few years, Korean film makers became obsessed with the gross-out comedy. I’ve recently reviewed the film 색즉시공, and now this…
몽정기2 is the story of three high school girls, their “hot” teacher, and their classmates. The film has a very half-assed feel to it. The first half of the film is a raunchy sex comedy in which two high school students (one a believable Korean high school girl, the other a busty future stripper of Korea [she is playing a teen model in the film and spends most of the film prancing around in skimpy clothes]) competing to win affection from their student teacher, a man cursed with flatuance any time he pops a boner.
The one girl has never had never had sex before and in order to prepare for getting it on with her teacher becomes obsessed with masturbating. At one point while she is putting a condom on a cucumber her father enters her room. She quickly removes the condom and puts it in her mouth while her dad chows down on the now spermicide coated cucumber.
She’s not the only one, all the girls in the first half this movie are obsessed with sex. It’s nice that a movie is finally honest about this fact. Sure there are plenty of comedies in which high school boys are on epic quests to get laid. Finally a movie that says, “Yeah, girls are just as horny.” But aside this all changes in the second half.
The second half of the movie seems like an entirely different flick. It’s far too dramatic, and the girls go from being obsessed with sex, to being obsessed with romance. And the end of the movie pulls some completely random resolution out of it’s ass. There’s a big dance off, and the main character elects to dance with some random high school boy instead of her teacher (in spite of the fact that she had made out with the teacher previously).
I think the thing I liked least about the movie was how it totally ignored so parts of plot in the conclusion. At one point the three girls consulte a classmate known as Brainy Smurf, about sex. After the meeting she confesses her love for the character played by 빈, and kisses her. The “Brainy Smurf” girl, and the kiss are never mentioned again…much to my dismay. I was waiting for 빈 to get her tango on with Brainy Smurf in the final dance battle, but instead she danced with some random guy, who to my knowledge, had not been in the movie prior to that scene.
Anyhow I can’t really recomend the flick. There were a couple funny spots, plus the girl playing a model was super stacked, but aside from that the movie wasn’t that good. A lot of it seemed rushed, and the small amount of plot there was jumped around more than Frogger on speed. But if you have a thing for Asian girls in school uniforms talking about sex and how they want to fuck their teachers this film is for you.
