Through the magic of the internet, while you are reading this I am currently on route to America (or will be if you happen to be reading this before the actual publishing date am preparing to depart, getting a good night’s sleep before my trip, taking one more shower in Korea, en route to the airport, or sitting in an airport awaiting the boarding call). That being said, I’m going to be a tad busy while in America, so updates will be few and far between until August 13th when I return to Korea. When I return you’ll get the full report of my random American adventures and alcohol consumptions.
So for those of you who aren’t me, here are some things you can do to fill the two week void while I’m living it up in the land of milk and honey hamburgers and Wal*Mart.
If you live in America, in particular the tri-state area, call my parents’ house and arrange a meet and greet. Be prepared to drink some brews and talk about the “good old days,” or how much better your life is than mine.
If you are not one of those people (or don’t have my parents’ home phone number / live in my parents’ house) check out some of the links in my sidebar. There are some decent reads and decent photos to be had over there.
If that doesn’t float your boat (or you are the links in my sidebar), read through some of my archieves. AH! Here’s what we’re going to do. It’s contest time! Read though the archieves and attempt to find how many times I have contradicted myself in the past couple years. And umm…there will be a prize for the correct answer. Yeah, the winner will get an autographed picture of me and maybe some uhh….Korean snack foods.*
Or better yet how about this contest: Read through the archieves and attempt to find all the random references to pop culture (album reviews, discussion of Korean films, or television shows do not count). To start you off, the title of this post is from a M.C. Hammer jam off the Too Legit to Quit album. Again there will be prizes for the winner of this contest…a round of drinks on me!**
Additionally if you are in Korea, and happen to run into Domino, the singer for the band Popstore, at his show, tell him that I apologize for missing out on his band’s return to the stage, and be sure to get dates for the next show post August 13th, as I would not miss it for anything.
So fear not people, like the South, I will rise again…on August 13th or maybe 14th since I don’t know how the international dateline will effect my arrival in Korea. And once I’m back, believe you me will you be in for more Wyatt Dunn then you can shake a stick at!
*This contest is open to all readers born between August 19th, 2005 and August 20th, 2060. Contest ends August 14th, 2005. Employees of Kimchi & Me Unlimited or it’s subsidiaries are not eligible. Residents in AL, CT, and GA will have to pay any shipping and handling fees.
**This contest is open to all readers residing in Seoul, Korea (or those who will be living in Seoul between August 13, 2005 and December 13, 2005). Employees of Kimchi & Me Unlimited or it’s subsidiaries are not eligible.
