So I have a language partner that I meet with occassionally. She is a law student and from time to time we get together, have some coffee, and talk about random junk in English and Korean. The other day while meeting with her, a sheepish look swept over her face.
“May I ask you a question?” she asked looking down at the table.
I reply, “Of course you can.”
“I don’t understand the word ‘fuck.’ How can I use that (word)?”
So I explain to her some of the more common uses of the word fuck in the English language. I explain that fuck can be an explitive (Fuck!), or an intensifier (It’s fuckin’ awesome!), or profanity (Fuck you!), or a verb (I wanna fuck you. I fucked up. I fucked that guy up. And so on).
So after explaining this for a while the young woman looked and me and proclaims, “I want to fuck you.”
“Say what?!”
“Is that ok?
“Well, I’m spoken for.”
She giggled and then clarified her question, “Did I say it right? Is it ok?”
“Yes, the way you said it was correct, but it’s kind of a rude thing to say. So just be careful.”
“Ah ok. I guess I fucked up.”
Watch out Wyatt … it doesn’t sound totally innocent!!!
Comment by Outlander — October 23, 2005 @ 13:11 pm
hahahaha! that was funny, wyatt! but if i were u, i’d have taken up on her offer. lol
Comment by kevin — October 25, 2005 @ 1:30 am
Perhaps if she had dropped that line on me a couple weeks earlier I would have taken her up on the offer as well, but like I told her, I’m spoken for at present.
Comment by Wyatt — October 25, 2005 @ 14:29 pm
it’s scary when you’re talking to a girl on MSN and it’s all cutesy like-
“…wow that sounds so sweet ^^
Oh but today I am tired - -;; My teacher is a fucking asshole !
Is that right? I heard it on Sex and the City”
Comment by swiss james — October 26, 2005 @ 10:36 am
Wow Wyatt, you just made me realize how many ways one can use the word fuck. Holy crap!!!
Comment by Mayra — October 28, 2005 @ 10:54 am
Spoken for?!?! Even married Koreans get a little something on the side… with some ignoring their wives completely. Saying “no” to sex is just something I cannot fathom.
Comment by Max — November 14, 2005 @ 9:34 am