As an entertainer, the most important thing is my smile. That’s why I reach for Apatite! With the secret of the octagons, Apatite really makes me smile brightly!!! So, if you’re looking for that smile that says, “I too am an entertainer,” reach for a tube of Apatite, now with even more secrets of the octagons!
The Secret of the Octagons?! Surprisingly this phrase actually appears on the opposite side of the tube in Korean (팔각형의 비밀), so if anyone in the dental field reads this, could you please explain what exactly the secret of the octagons is?
Bonus 漢字 note: 美白 (미백) means beautiful white…which kind of makes sense seeing as how this is a whitening toothpaste.
I thought the secret of the octagon was to become a ninja!
Speaking of The Octagon, was it only me that thought the master ninja’s main henchman looked like a dork? His blue outfit might have scared someone, but only if they were 70 years old. I also thought it strange that the symbol in the center of his chest looked suspiciously like the Pontiac emblem. What’s up with that?!? I mean, Pontiacs are scary and all, but ninja sweet? I don’t think so. No one ever said a 1988 Grand Am was ninja sweet.
In fact, I think if anyone said that a Grand Am was ninja sweet, I think some REAL ninjas would jump out of the bushes and flip out and kill that person. Once you’ve experienced REAL ULTIMATE POWER, you can’t possibly want a Pontiac.
Comment by GoatLord — November 18, 2005 @ 22:27 pm
mebbe the power of the dao has been syphoned into this remarkable toothpaste. i might even have to give up using my taiwanese darkie- i mean, darlie toothpaste.
Comment by Andy — November 19, 2005 @ 1:31 am
appatite, the element of teeth : appatite crystal, well. if the toothpaste helps to reconstruct your teeth wiht ‘BRAND NEW APATITE’ lol, why don’t you see your dentist every 6months for cleaning instead? it’s cheap in korea and doctors also are very nice. ciao.
Comment by Anonymous — November 22, 2005 @ 3:40 am
sorry, 1 p
Comment by Anonymous — November 22, 2005 @ 3:41 am
Reminds me of the 2080 toothpaste I got in lou of a spam set last year. The box read, “20개의 건강한 차이를 80세까지!” I’m not sure if you get to choose which 20 you’ll keep, or if Koreans just have less teeth than me…
Comment by Kevin — November 25, 2005 @ 11:13 am