Comments on: Fabulous Secret Powers Were Revealed To Me…

by: Kevin

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 11:13:08 +0000

Reminds me of the 2080 toothpaste I got in lou of a spam set last year. The box read, “20개의 건강한 차이를 80세까지!” I’m not sure if you get to choose which 20 you’ll keep, or if Koreans just have less teeth than me…

by: Anonymous

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 03:41:55 +0000

sorry, 1 p

by: Anonymous

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 03:40:20 +0000

appatite, the element of teeth : appatite crystal, well. if the toothpaste helps to reconstruct your teeth wiht ‘BRAND NEW APATITE’ lol, why don’t you see your dentist every 6months for cleaning instead? it’s cheap in korea and doctors also are very nice. ciao.

by: Andy

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 01:31:04 +0000

mebbe the power of the dao has been syphoned into this remarkable toothpaste. i might even have to give up using my taiwanese darkie- i mean, darlie toothpaste.

by: GoatLord

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 22:27:39 +0000

I thought the secret of the octagon was to become a ninja!

Speaking of The Octagon, was it only me that thought the master ninja’s main henchman looked like a dork? His blue outfit might have scared someone, but only if they were 70 years old. I also thought it strange that the symbol in the center of his chest looked suspiciously like the Pontiac emblem. What’s up with that?!? I mean, Pontiacs are scary and all, but ninja sweet? I don’t think so. No one ever said a 1988 Grand Am was ninja sweet.

In fact, I think if anyone said that a Grand Am was ninja sweet, I think some REAL ninjas would jump out of the bushes and flip out and kill that person. Once you’ve experienced REAL ULTIMATE POWER, you can’t possibly want a Pontiac.