孔子曰: Hey girl! I see you standing over there…mini-skirt, thigh high boots, Louis Vuitton bag clutched in your hand, silky and gleaming hair, face totally made up. Let me let you in on a little secret, none of that stuff makes you any hotter while your friend is holding your hair back as you puke in the street by the subway exit.
November 23, 2005
Eurrrkkk!
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Does anyone else find it suspicious that Wyatt knows the brand names of bags?
Comment by Joel — November 23, 2005 @ 11:52 am
Say what girlfriend?! You mean you can’t tell the difference between a Louis Vuitton and a Prada?!
In all seriousness the only bag I know by name is the Louis Vuitton since they are ugly as sin and everyone and their mother carry them about in this country (they are those bags with LVs all over them). Somewhere in the course of my existance I learned who made such ugly bags.
Comment by Wyatt — November 23, 2005 @ 14:17 pm
The “fashion correct” one could very well have been drinking some “One Shots” or as we call them “Boilermakers”. I was always amazed at the amount of Puke on the streets and in various other other places, elevators ect. The sound of puking and retching carries right up to the 18th floor of those Uijongbu high rises
Comment by T Walker — November 23, 2005 @ 21:52 pm
T Walker (no relation to Walker Texas Ranger I assume),
One of these days I am going to report on some of the odder spots I’ve encountered puke here. And as a quick aside it’s pretty bad that I can now tell what people consumed prior to puking. “Ah ramen and mandu!” “Oh kimchi jjigae!”
Comment by Wyatt — November 23, 2005 @ 23:51 pm
lol…that look, even without the girl puking, makes me want to puke too. it was kinda cool when i saw one girl wearing it, but then i realized that there’s nothing stylish or cool about a girl wearing exactly the same thing that everyone else is wearing.
Comment by Paul — November 23, 2005 @ 23:57 pm
Man, Confucius really IS relevant to the modern world.
Comment by Matt — November 26, 2005 @ 17:32 pm