I receive a fair amount of email from lads and lasses interesting in becoming involved in the fast paced exciting world of refrigerator repair, or teaching English in Korea, whichever one I am currently involved in. For some reason these people, in their search for information, stumbled across this website and for whatever reason figured that I’d be the person to ask about teaching English in Korea.
It’s not all puppies and alcohol fueled parties with members of the opposite sex…there’s a lot of things the potential teacher needs to know. So I have decided to take it upon myself to help these poor bastards by giving these people the information that they desperately need, but that no one else (read as recruiters or hagwon owners) will ever tell them. The medium I have elected to use in giving all this valuable information is the Microsoft Paintbrush program. So without further ado check this out!
Now I am full aware that mocking the concept of molestation is horrible, but in all honesty if you decide to come to Korea, you will be molested by your students. They will attempt to stick fingers up your rump. Fellas, they will attempt to grab hold of your naughty bits. Ladies they will attempt to cop a feel (there’s a nice term). And they will ask you extremely inappropriate questions. The best advice I can give is always be on your toes, because if you let your guard down for even one second, there will be a finger up your ass.
Nice illustrations. That mustache is tops!
Comment by Ailinn — March 21, 2006 @ 2:18 am
You don’t know how long it took to craft that mustache using such outdated software. You’d think that in all the improved versions of windows that have come out since Windows 3.1 there would have been some improvement to things like Paintbrush.
Comment by Wyatt — March 21, 2006 @ 9:07 am
Guy! What has changed recently that have brought the blog postings from entertaining to ’slip off my chair in a fit of uncontrollable laughter’? Good stuff man… keep these rolling.
Comment by Shaun — March 22, 2006 @ 22:32 pm