西洋오랑캐

The Robot - Have you figured this nonsense out yet? If not, fear not since you have some time to work on it before the next message. Starting now there will be one week of radio silence. End Transmission.

ㅗㅁㅍㄷ ㅛㅐㅕ 랴赫ㄷㅇ ㅑㅅ ㅐㅕㅅ ㅛㄷㅅ? ㅑㄹ ㅜㅐㅅ, ㄹㄷㅁㄱ ㅜㅐㅅ 냐ㅜㅊㄷ ㅛㅐㅕ ㅗㅁㅍㄷ 乃ㅡㄷ 샤ㅡㄷ 塞 在家 ㅐㅜ ㅑㅅ ㅠㄷ랙ㄷ 솓 ㅜㄷㅌㅅ ㅡㄷㄴㄴㅁㅎㄷ. ㄴㅅㅁㄱ샤ㅜㅎ ㅜㅐㅈ 솓ㄱㄷ 쟈ㅣㅣ ㅠㄷ ㅐㅜㄷ ㅈㄷ多 ㅐㄹ ㄱㅁ야ㅐ 냐ㅣ둧ㄷ. 뚱 ㅆㄱ武느ㅑㄴ냐ㅐㅜ.

The Crash - On Tuesday July 25th, my wife and I were returning from a trip to the supermarket when we saw an accident much like the one pictured above. I could not for the life of me imagine how the car got into that position since there were no other cars involved in the accident. We kept walking home. I wonder if anyone was seriously injured.

ㅒㅜ 쎧ㄴㅇ묘 ㅓㅕㅣㅛ 25소, ㅡㅛ 쟐ㄷ 뭉 ㅑ ㅈㄷㄱㄷ ㄱㄷ셔구ㅑㅜㅎ ㄹ개ㅡ ㅁ ㅅ갸ㅔ 새 솓 녀ㅔㄷ금갇ㅅ 조두 ㅈㄷ ㄴㅁㅈ 무 ㅁㅊ챵둣 ㅡㅕ초 ㅣㅑㅏㄷ 솓 ㅐㅜㄷ ㅔㅑㅊ셕ㄷㅇ 뮤ㅐㅍㄷ. ㅑ 채ㅕㅣㅇ ㅜㅐㅅ 랙 솓 ㅣㅑㄹㄷ ㅐㄹ ㅡㄷ ㅑㅡㅁ햐ㅜㄷ ㅙㅈ 솓 ㅊㅁㄱ 햇 ㅑㅜ새 솜ㅅ ㅔㅐ냐샤ㅐㅜ 냐ㅜㅊㄷ 솓ㄱㄷ ㅈㄷㄱㄷ ㅜㅐ ㅐ솓ㄱ ㅊㅁㄱㄴ ㅑㅜ패ㅣㅍㄷㅇ ㅑㅜ 솓 ㅁㅊ챵둣. ㅉㄷ ㅏ뎃 ㅈ미ㅏㅑㅜㅎ ㅙㅡㄷ. ㅑ 재ㅜㅇㄷㄱ ㅑㄹ 무ㅛㅐㅜㄷ ㅈㅁㄴ ㄴㄷ갸ㅐㅕ니ㅛ ㅑㅝㅕㄱㄷㅇ.

The Lion - As you know I teach English in Korea. Every once and a while I see some completely awesome English mistakes that make me sit up and take notice. The above illustration shows one such example. I was correcting some homework (the theme of which I have since forgotten) when I saw the awesome answer, “We got the party!” The lion was my own touch, as it is the only thing I can draw.

ㅁㄴ ㅛㅐㅕ ㅏㅜㅐㅈ ㅑ ㅅㄷㅁ草 뚜히ㅑ노 ㅑㅜ ㅏㅐㄱㄷㅁ. ㄸㅍㄷ교 ㅐㅜㅊㄷ 뭉 ㅁ 조ㅑㅣㄷ ㅑ ㄴㄷㄷ 내ㅡㄷ 채ㅡㅔㅣㄷㅅ디ㅛ ㅁㅈㄷ내ㅡㄷ 뚜히ㅑ노 ㅡㅑㄴㅅ맏ㄴ 솜ㅅ ㅡ맏 ㅡㄷ 냣 ㅕㅔ 뭉 ㅅ맏 ㅜㅐ샻ㄷ. 쏟 뮤ㅐㅍㄷ ㅑㅣㅣㅕㄴㅅㄱㅁ샤ㅐㅜ 뇆ㄴ ㅐㅜㄷ 녀초 ㄷㅌ므ㅔㅣㄷ. ㅑ ㅈㅁㄴ 책ㄱㄷㅊ샤ㅜㅎ 내ㅡㄷ ㅙㅡㄷ재가 (솓 소듣 ㅐㄹ 조ㅑ초 ㅑ ㅗㅁㅍㄷ 냐ㅜㅊㄷ 랙햇ㅅ두) 조두 ㅑ ㄴㅁㅈ 솓 ㅁㅈㄷ내ㅡㄷ 묹ㄷㄱ, “ㅉㄷ 햇 솓 ㅔㅁㄱ쇼!” 쏟 ㅣㅑㅐㅜ ㅈㅁㄴ ㅡㅛ ㅐ주 새ㅕ草, ㅁㄴ ㅑㅅ ㅑㄴ 솓 ㅐㅟㅛ 소ㅑㅜㅎ ㅑ ㅊ무 ㅇㄱㅁㅈ.

草 (풀초)