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November 29, 2006

Rock Show: 2006 Bud Rock Concert (2006-11-25) [Korea, Music, My Life] — Wyatt @ 20:32 pm


Powerman 5000
Originally uploaded by wdunn.

Married life is awesome. I always have someone to talk to. Housework is divided evenly and therefore takes much less time. The menu choices regarding home cooked meals increased ten-fold. But there was one thing I missed, and that was rock and roll shows. It wasn’t really so much that they were outlawed or declared off-limits, but with my marriage and subsequent move out of Seoul, I kind of stopped going to rock concerts. That all changed this past weekend when Jinhui and I trekked to Jamshil to bear witness to the 2006 Bud Rock Concert. This was the first concert we attended together and well…her first concert period so this time around instead of doing this thing old school I’m going to write up my take on the bands and then offer up some piece of information my wife proclaimed about each group. Since there were nine bands at this bad boy, we’ve got a lot of ground to cover. Let’s take it away!

First things first. We arrived at the Olympic Park (where this event was going down) and quickly encountered mobs of middle school girls. Apparently at another stadium in the park the Korean version of the MTV music awards were being held (the M-net Awards if you want me to get all technical and junk), and due to this gangs of middle school girls with different colored balloons had congregated to scream at the appropriate time…only they didn’t get to go into the arena because it was already filled with other girls…so they sat outside on the grass and screamed while watching the event on a big television on the side of a truck. I don’t really know why I am mentioning this let’s get on with the rocking and the rolling.

Crying Nut

Crying Nut was the first band of the evening which I thought was pretty odd, since they were like the second or third biggest band performing that night in terms of popularity. But who am I to say what band should come out at what time? Anyhow they played a few songs off their new album (an album which I own yet didn’t listen to much) and then closed out there set with the two songs I knew they’d play: “밤이 깊었네” and “말달리자.” They were pretty outstanding if simply for the fact that the bass player was wearing a tuxedo. He totally looked like he was going to the prom after they finished their set…which might have been the reason they went on first…and were chugging Budweisers.

진희曰: They were really fun. (It should be noted that this was one of two bands she had actually heard prior to the event…and she actually knew several of their songs).

Transfixion

I’d never seen or heard of Transfixion prior to this concert and I know why. They are kind of a hair metal band…or visual kei or some other genre of rock music that basically boils down to pretty boys with way too much makeup with wailing vocals and guitars. Now I’m going to be honest and say they didn’t suck that much. The lead singer (who I thought was only partially Korea…though later investigation disproved my theory) had some decent rock dude moves. He had the Axl Rose spins down. He mastered Steven Tyler-esque mic stand twirling. And he even had that Jim Morrison / Kurt Cobain detached rock star thing where he never spoke and left introducing the songs to the bass player. So what else was there to say about these guys? Oh! They did a cover of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow.” And the bassist had an awesome fro. It was so rocking he could have easily joined At The Drive-In back in the day.

진희曰: The lead singer’s face was the only one they put on the screen. He looks like a clown / mime.

Super Kidd

This was another band I’d never heard of, but about 30 seconds into their set I realized that they would have been the opening act had this show taken place in the United States. I couldn’t even begin to describe the weirdness that was Super Kidd. For starters they all came out in matching uniforms: cargo shorts and a blue t-shirt with a modified Superman logo (use your imagination as to how it was modified). They also had two singers or rappers or guys with a gym coach’s whistle and a megaphone. The drummer only played disco beats. They did syncronized dance moves. And the guitar players would randomly play Van Halen style wailing guitar solos. They were a total party band…kind of like the Beastie Boys before they learned that there was a place in the world called Tibet and got really old looking. Wow I did manage to describe them. They were awesome. I want to go see them again.

진희曰: I thought they were DJ Doc at first…then I thought maybe DJ Doc’s brothers. They were fun though.

Nell

It was kind of good that Nell came on after Super Kidd because my ears need to relax a little. Nell apparently released a new album in which they continued to get more mellow (or at least that’s what the tunes they elected to play would have me believe), which like I said was not a bad thing at the time. I for one miss the Nell that from time to time would rock out, but the world needs mellow rock jams as well.

진희曰: He sings really well, but they look like normal guys. Their clothes are not outstanding. Also that guy (bass player) talked too much about stupid things like the weather.

Tacopy

I’ve heard some Tacopy jams before since they show up on pretty much every punk compilation CD I own, but for whatever reason I never really got into them. Their tunes aren’t bad, but they aren’t really anything special either. Tacopy (or at least the Tacopy I’ve heard) rock out doing the same skate punk countless other bands do, and many other bands do better. Still after Nell slowed things down it was good to have someone rev it back up again.

진희曰: He (the guitarist) was good.

Deli Spice

Deli Spice hit the stage and were all business. I seriously don’t think any of them talked at all. They just power slammed it through some indie pop jams and then were out of there. They played the songs everyone knew they would and that was good enough for the audience.

진희曰: They were ok.

Jaurim

Jaurim was next, and they were awesome. For starters the lead singer, 김유나 (Kim Yuna) was beautiful or at least she was according to various audience members of both sexes. Also the set was tight. With nine bands everyone was doing pretty truncated sets, so there wasn’t a lot of room to mess around. They rocked out and rocked it out hard. My wife did pogoing and threw up the rock hands during it. It was awesome!

진희曰: Jaurim was my favorite! (This was the other group she knew of, and in this case was a group she actually liked as opposed to just being familiar with.)

Peterpan Complex

I don’t know how many times I’ve seen this band now. Maybe four or five, and each time they’re awesome. Much like Nell, Peterpan Complex have a new album I am less than familiar with and on this night decided their whole set was going to be composed of songs off this new album. The tunes were rocking and I now must go purchase their new album…even though it is called I Am A Beautiful Man. A lot of critics, and probably me as well, compare Peterpan Complex to Radiohead which makes the next band that came on even more out of control. But first a word from my wife.

진희曰: They look so poor. Look at their clothes.

Powerman 5000

That’s right kids! Korean Radiohead was followed by Powerman 5000! Now I knew Powerman 5000 was going to perform at this event, but the entire time leading up to them taking the stage, I was confusing them with another band of that ilk: Static X, so when Powerman 5000 came out I was all like, “Oh…Powerman 5000!” Besides learning the true identity of Powerman 5000, I also learned that some Korean people need some pointers in how to deal with American rock musicians. So allow me to help.

First off if the singer is a male and you are a male, it’s best not to yell, “I love you (insert rock singer’s name here)!” Something like, “(Rock singer’s name)! You rock!” is probably a safer bet. Secondly it is devil horns not the American sign language sign for “I Love You” when dealing with heavy metal or hard rock bands. If these two symbols are too difficult to remember, a simple fist in the air is good enough. This concludes the how to rock lesson for the day.

This seems like as good a time as any to be completely and totally honest.

I’m not a Powerman 5000 fan. And unlike some of their other hipster credibility ruining late 90s nu-metal brethern I can say with 100% honest I have not even downloaded one of their songs. But. But when they hit the stage I was totally into it and somehow I knew like a good 50% of the songs they played. Again it was a case of, “Ah…Powerman 5000!” I was digging it. There was fire. The lead singer was ordering us to “Fuck it up!” The bass player was giving nods of approval in my general direction. And there was an explosion and streams came shooting out of the ceiling. It was unsane! And then it was over. Powerman 5000 exited the stage and we all began exiting the building.

진희曰: He has really good charisma. Even though he can’t speak Korean and many people here can’t speak English he made everyone enjoy the show.

Perhaps the most awesome thing about this show was the fact that because it was sponsored by Budweiser, we were handed a can of brew as we departed the venue. Kind of like those goody bags you used to get at birthday parties, but instead of having a pack of Batman trading cards and Jolly Rancher candies this goody bag was a can of beer
, and beer trumps even Jolly Ranchers and Batman. Anyhow that’s pretty much the end of this rock and roll adventure. If you want to see more pictures, you can click the link here and look at pictures of bands.

Taekwon V [Korea, Video] — Wyatt @ 0:42 am


Taekwon V is a robot. A giant robot that is. When he’s not busy beating down Japanese sterotypes he stars in old school giant robot cartoons. Today we have the theme song to Taekwon V. Check it out yo!

November 27, 2006

會食 [Korea, Paintbrush Untitled] — Wyatt @ 22:45 pm

Dinner With The Boss

The hand is still all broken and junk. For the time being regale me with tales of your most out of control 회식 (those mandatory dinners with the boss and co-workers). Did the boss take you to a “room salon?” Attempt to hook you up with another co-worker? Puke on you? Most off the wall story will be declared the 2006 회식 Disaster Champion and will get the championship belt!!!

This event is open to anyone working for a company that occassionally requires you to go get shitfaced with the rest of the staff, not just people who work at a 학원. Take it to the comments!

November 17, 2006

Stuff For Sale [My Life] — Wyatt @ 12:29 pm

The following items are now avalible for sale by one Wyatt:

Sony Cyber-shot Camera (DSC-T1)
Assorted Board Games (Monopoly, Scrabble, Pictonary Jr.)
Voltage Coverter (Plug in any American, Canadian, or Japanese appliances!!!)

Email me at wdunn220&yahoo.com with your offer if you are interested in any of the items (replace & with @). Free delivery to people residing in Seoul or Bundang (aka I’ll ride a bus or subway and meet you in the venue of your choice).

November 1, 2006

Actually Searches That Lead People Here (Oct. 2006) [Internet] — Wyatt @ 13:10 pm

Another month is now behind us, and it’s time to look at some of the awesome things that appareantly this webpage has information on. This time around I’m going to be commenting upon some of the search strings. Anything added by me will be in italics. (Like this.)

german bakery in seoul korea
college buddy jeans zipper
Publishers Clearinghouse ladies
nude harisu pics
kim jong il jump
fuck canada
“headed off the path” and “meaning”
things to huff
Lewd Phrases
chumpox (I am pretty sure that this was a word my friend Pete and I created.)
pointless funniest phrases (I’d like to nominated “chumpox”)
카섹스
angry youth + korean drama
wine brands avalible in 1975
elephant attack
empty pelvis at full term pregnancy
CoryStyle
iis there mail delivery on columbus day?
disadvantage of a dwelling
chuseok kid
korea herald,setting history right
lyrics danzig 4 “the hidden song”
slang phrase working blue
which year courses and exorcism start
why is korea’s afn service different?
How can you escape from a car that is submerged in water?
Mountain Madness Airshow 2005 photos
“lost my passport”
becoming a korean kisaeng
Doogie Howser
samurai click korean music group
SUPER MARIO GAMES WHEN IN THEY ARE CRIPS
movie electric acident
“i hate gwyneth paltrow”
flat brim baseball cap
john titor busted (This search string actually caused me to go out and type the same exact thing into my favorite search engine. Google John Titor if you don’t understand the awesomeness of the name.)
What is the old name for a condom?
“have a nice ring”
reggae disco rockers, house is not a home
pogo stick world recoreds
decorating pumpkins & turkeys
Funky Dance Mix 2006
best bang for buck
canadian background check
photos christian death
“silverhawks” store
japanese ballbusting (I’ve only been studying Japanese a few days. Is Japanese ballbusting different from western ballbusting?)
is kimchi good with beer? (Beer’s good with everything! Except chocolate.)
what is the jewish name for pickled cucumber? (Correct me if I’m wrong, but there is no such thing as the Jewish language. There’s Hebrew and Yiddish.)
Old person sports
“will be up”
Can I eat chestnuts when pregnant? (
The entry this person read would tell them not unless they wanted twins.)
chicken figth
WHERE CAN I FIND SLANG WORDS AND PHRASES FOR POOP HITTING THE FAN?
HIS AT CELLPHONE

Halloween Spook-tacular!!! [Korea, Korean Culture] — Wyatt @ 12:02 pm

Preoccupation, and not paying attention to the calendar prevented me from actually posting this when I wanted to (yesterday), but hell, it’s still Halloween in California and Hawaii right?

So it’s the 31st of October once again, which means that it’s Halloween. While Halloween isn’t exactly a big deal in Korea (aside from at hagwons and anywhere else foreigners congregate), ghosts are a big deal. Long time readers may recall my 100 level cursory look at the world of Korean supernatural beings. Today, in honor of the holiday, we are going to take a more in depth look at things that go bump in the night in Korea.

Anyone that has worked at, or attended school in Korea knows that Koreans like to rank things and are concerned (perhaps overly so) with levels and standing when compared to others. Perhaps this is why online games are so popular here, but I digress. Did you know that this love of ranking things extends to the supernatural as well? It’s true!

Taking it’s cue from the 한자능력시험, the ranking system for ghosts consists of seven levels, with one being the most mighty, and seven being the least mighty. These various spirits are called upon by mudang (무당) while performing their rituals. Anyhow enough talking, let’s take a look at a list!

Level 7
This rank is reserved for only the weakest ghosts. In Korea, that means 저승사자 (see Fig. 1). The 저승사자 is pretty much the Korean equivalent to the western Grim Reaper in that it is his job to take people to the afterlife when it’s time for them to die. I, myself, am not sure why this ghost is ranked so lowly, since it is death itself, but that’s where my sources have it ranked…and who am I to argue with ghost experts.

Jeoseungsaja
(Fig. 1 - 저승사자)

Level 6
This rank probably contains the highest number of creepy members. Among the ranks of level six are 처녀귀신 (Fig. 2) and 몽달귀신 (Fig. 3). For those of you scratching your head right now, the 처녀귀신 is a ghost of an unmarried female that always appears dressed in white (white is the color worn at funerals in Korea) with unkempt hair in her face, much like the ghost depicted in the film The Ring. 몽달귀신? That’s the male version. A bachelor’s ghost so to speak.

Ghost
(Fig. 2 - 처녀귀신)

Mongdalgwishin
(Fig. 3 - 몽달귀신)

In addition, level six is the ranking given to all ghosts of western origin. Dracula? Level six. The mummy? He’s level six as well. Casper? You know that fool’s level six!

Level 5
Perhaps I spoke too soon when I said that level six housed the most ghosts (not to be confused with ghosts with the most), since level five is the ranking assigned not only to 항아리귀신 (a ghost having something to do with the jars used for storing things such as kimchi and soy sauce), but also is the rank assigned to the spirits of deceased ancestors…then again since this only applies to the ancestors of Korean perhaps level six still is the largest since ancestral spirits of westerners would be ranked level six due to the fact that they are western in origin.

Level 4
Begining with level four, we move out of the rank and file of nameless, generic ghosts, and into the named, upper-excheleon ghosts. The ghastly superstars if you will. Among the ghosts award the fourth level are 명성황후 (Fig. 4), Empress Myeongseong, the last empress of the Chosun dynasty who was killed by the Japanese, and the military figure 최영장군, General Choi Yeong (Fig. 5).

Myeongseonghwanghu
(Fig. 4 - 명성황후신)

General Choi Yeong
(Fig. 5 - 최영장군)

Level 3
This is the rank given to 關羽 (Guan Yu), and other figures from the work 「三國志」. This custom of seeking aid from the spirits of famous Chinese generals seems to have arisen after the 1592 Japanese invasion of Korea (임진왜란) during which the Koreans recieved assistance from Chinese generals.


(Fig. 6 - 장승)
Originally uploaded by wdunn.

Level 2
This rank houses the 산신 (mountain spirits), including the mountain spirit featured in the 금도끼와 은도끼 (Golden Axe & Silver Axe) legend. Additionally the 장승 (Fig. 6 at right) or spirits that are supposed to protect villages are found in this rank. These spirits are often depicted as wooden totem poles which would be located at the enterances to villages.

Level 1
This is the top level, reserved only for the best of the best of the supernatural world. Who, or what exactly falls into this rank? Well 玉皇上帝 (옥황상제) (Fig. 7) for one. This figure (commonly refered to as the Jade Emperor) was the supreme deity in Taoism, and is involved in numerous myths and legends in the Chinese tradition, some of which became part of the Korean tradition as well.

Jade Emperor
(Fig. 7 - The Jade Emperor)

Anyhow that about does it from here. I hope this trip into the realm of the supernatural has been both frightening and enlightening! Happy Halloween.

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