I could give some boring spiel about about how I came to be here in Korea and things of that nature, but instead I'll give you my resume of awesomeness.
Name: Wyatt Date Of Birth: August 19 Hobbies: Crossword Puzzles, Guitar TV Shows That Roxxor: Law & Order: SVU, 헤이헤이헤이, TV동물농장, 재용이의 순결한19 Bands That Roxxor: Jaurim, Peterpan Complex, Les Savy Fav, No Brain Major Awards Won & Honors Bestowed: 漢文能力試驗7級, SUNY Albany East Asian Studies Department Alumni Of The Week, Forts Ferry Elementary School Table Washer November 1991
Theatrical Parts: Court Stenographer (Shaker Jr. High 1992 Production of Hello Dolly!), Audience Member (MTV Korea True Music Live 2006)
Anyhow that's about it. If you are not offended by R-rated profanity or scantily clad females then please carry on and enjoy this webpage. If you are offended by either of those things then please vacant the area post-haste and go check out something more G-rated.
