(Spins a large wheel)
1) Letter People
2) The Fall of the Roman Empire
3) Hawaiian Punch
4) Spin Again
Oh...it looks like todays topic is Hawaiian punch. Everyone knows Hawaiian Punch: red, delicious, violent. But wait, it's not always red....yeah what's up with that? What's the deal with Green Hawaiian Punch? Punch is suppose to be red not this crazy Green crap.
Also that mascot thing. What is he? Is he suppose to a Hawaiian or something else? He looks like an Eskimo Pilgrim to me, not a Hawaiian. But he gets bonus points for being ultra violent. Tony the Tiger never mauled kids to sell Frosted Flakes, but this Hawaiian fucker is always wailing on some dudes face when the dude asks for Hawaiian punch.
Anyway Hawaiian Punch is basically a good idea. It does sport violence all day long. Also if one were to try and locate information on the internet about Hawaiian Punch you cant find any info. Here's all the information about Hawaiian Punch other than stupid recipes.
HAWAIIAN PUNCH . . .
Look at this fucker
Just punch yourself out with the great taste of Hawaiian Punch. Hawaiian Punch is the enriched fruit punch that contains no caffeine, 10% real fruit juice, and 100% RDI Vitamin C. So ride the waves with Punchy on his fruity little surf board and feel the PUNCH!
His surf board is just a little to fruity for me...