西洋오랑캐 :: Manrage

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Critter135: AFTER CASTLEVANIA I WARNED YOU NEVER TO RETURN
Tangvin: ahoooo aahahah
Critter135: sup managon
Tangvin: fitin at vseper graveyard
Critter135: ah
Critter135: i went in a moongate and now im lost :-(
Tangvin: just keep goin thru til your back
Critter135: yeah i know
Critter135: theres good animal units here tho so im staying for awhile
Critter135: cool i can train grizs now
Tangvin: nize
Tangvin: die ogre-a-0gone
Critter135: ahahah
Critter135: dam ogre interrupting my taming
Tangvin: eheh
Critter135: dam another ogre interupting me
Critter135: they hate me eh eh eh
Tangvin: hehe ick!
Critter135: stupid lizard emn
Tangvin: yea i just roked 1
Critter135: hehe
Critter135: i like str +1 from taming
Tangvin: hehe nize
Critter135: i just got int on same one too
Tangvin: im gettin good skills
Critter135: me too
Critter135: i can do great harts now
Tangvin: ill probably GM swords tonigh
Tangvin: nize
Critter135: hahah
Tangvin: im at like 83
Critter135: hehe
Critter135: im almost 60 in animals
Tangvin: i might do cooking sometime
Critter135: hehe
Critter135: this great hart is good skill
Tangvin: whats that chepa trick song called i cant find it on list
Critter135: surrender
Critter135: how pete is?
Tangvin: makin some bandaids
Critter135: eh eh eh
Critter135: what town you in/near?
Tangvin: vesp
Critter135: ah
Tangvin: hows wyatt-a-god
Critter135: ok. I just logged out
Critter135 signed off at 12:31:02 AM.
Critter135 signed on at 12:37:12 AM.
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Critter135 signed on at 12:48:02 AM.
Tangvin: is AOL being a mother fucker ?
Critter135: FUCK yeah
Tangvin: what the shit
Critter135: i want to do murder on it
Tangvin: ax murdeR?
Critter135: Sai murder
Tangvin: oh. nice.\
Critter135: where i stab thru moniter with a sai
Tangvin: wtf
Tangvin: this bagel is un-tuff
Critter135: huh?
Tangvin: i think somethin is wrong with ti
Critter135: haha
Tangvin: it isnt chewy
Tangvin: it seems liek hot dog bun sort of
Critter135: Hahaha
Critter135 signed off at 12:53:08 AM.
Critter135 signed on at 12:57:42 AM.
Critter135: OMFG!
Tangvin: what?
Critter135: i got corystyle manrage!
Tangvin: is there a problem?
Tangvin: OMG
Tangvin: cory had funny rage after we couldnt get in super 400 show
Critter135: haha
Tangvin: where he was slamming steering wheel
Critter135 signed off at 1:01:03 AM.
Critter135 signed on at 1:03:37 AM.
Critter135: AOL KOS!
Tangvin: haha
Tangvin: Aol?
Tangvin: KK OOSS
Critter135: What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?

Critter135: ?
A Stick.

Tangvin: haha
Critter135: .

What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall

Tangvin: wheres that from
Tangvin: ><>
Critter135: ?
Dam!

Critter135: some kind of deal saved on my harddrive.
Critter135: it looks girlish
Tangvin: dem
Tangvin: CAUSE IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
Tangvin: YEA
Critter135: like this
Tangvin: HEHEEee
Critter135: i loathe AOL
Tangvin: yeaaaaa
Tangvin: Dirt Bag
Tangvin: im basicalllly ICP rght now
Critter135: tell of cory manrage at super400
Tangvin: oh
Tangvin: let me get a betttter font color for the story
Critter135: ok
Tangvin: Ok.
Tangvin: So we drive down to watervliet
Critter135: now yr ready for business
Tangvin: and it was snowy night
Tangvin: we finally find it
Tangvin: and get out
Tangvin: and we go up to the door, but then cory is like "im gonna put my coat in the car"
Tangvin: so me and shane stand there and say how its a bad scenario
Critter135: ok...
Tangvin: so then cory comes back and we go up, and the lady wouldnt let us in
Tangvin: so im like "Welp, guess thats bad!"
Critter135: did he say shit?
Tangvin: probably
Critter135: hahaha
Tangvin: i think he yelled fuck
Tangvin: and he had line
Critter135: about manrage
Tangvin: "I HAD TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY FROM ALBANY ON SIDE STREETS tO GET HERE"
Tangvin: and we were outside the car
Tangvin: and i was getting frostbite
Critter135: hehe
Tangvin: but he wouldnt open the car
Tangvin: so we're just standing on waterbliet streets
Critter135: all cuz he was stoked about wanting super400 to rock his cock
Tangvin: hahahha yYUP
Tangvin: so then we get in
Tangvin: and he says line similar to "GOD DAMMIT"
Tangvin: and does double hand smash on steering weheel
Critter135: only it was "What the shit!"
Tangvin: haha yup
Tangvin: then we left and did boringness
Critter135: eh eh eh
Critter135: and Ron Terry attacked
Critter135: but cory attacked with manrage
Tangvin: yup
Tangvin:
Critter135:
Critter135: whats his deal?
Tangvin: i dont know
Critter135: hehe...make one up then.
Critter135: is he shaggy from scooby doo only with more manrage and acoustic guitars?
Tangvin: hhhee and gruff
Critter135: i hope when i hit up UA i encounter him and his got manrage and i laff
Tangvin: hehe
Tangvin: thats a funny idea
Critter135: and then he does manrage assault at me...
Critter135: invovling tattoo fighting.
Tangvin: hahha
Critter135: so much for my plan about earlier sleeping.
Tangvin: shrub
Tangvin: shrug
Critter135: look at the words i am typing
Tangvin: i want to write a song about an ape
Tangvin: that goes around mugging people
Critter135: haha...i could be called manrage
Tangvin: yep
Critter135: cus thats a good term
Tangvin: i want to jam
Tangvin: !!!!!!!! :-()
Critter135: yeah.
Critter135: i hear that matie.
Tangvin: :w
Critter135: whats that?
Tangvin: zack face
Tangvin: :{|
Critter135: is it a scandanaivian?
Tangvin: :c
Tangvin: maybe
Tangvin: UG
Tangvin: it basically feels like 7:00 pm
Critter135 signed off at 1:19:45 AM.
Critter135 signed on at 1:20:56 AM.
Critter135: Im on a rampage.
Up on the frontlines

Tangvin: ug
Critter135: cuz i got manrage.
You know i dont give a fuck
Critter135: Urban assault machine.
Up in suburban hades
Critter135: Pump up the jams...
It's a dance party with shotgun shells

Tangvin: and the ape appears
Tangvin: in a man suit and tie
Tangvin: and hes not allowed
Tangvin: to punch peoples eyes
Tangvin: but he does man rage and man rape to
Tangvin: and ..... somethin somethin somethin
Critter135: Cuz he has the speed of a hawk and the eye of one two
Tangvin: hahah
Critter135: make sure you save this deal
Critter135: i dont know if mine will last
Tangvin: heheh
Critter135: anyway the next hit is like this:
Yeah fuck you...fucking hair drape.
All up in his area with yr hair cape
Critter135: Manrage's gonna bust some shit up
Just like Balrog a KO uppercut

Tangvin: Hahahahah
Critter135: i like that line alot its so bad rap
Critter135: aka name dropping
Tangvin: Jigga in my piece think they drive my jeeps
manrage in a mancage do manrape on a haircape
Critter135: After that him and his posse (Ed Dague)< -mc hammer voice
they smoking mad Js....(marijauna cigarettes)

Tangvin: LOL
Critter135: Getting high all day
They all about newscasts and manrage
Critter135: YOU FUCKERS CANT HANDLE MANRAGE
ITS UP IN YO PIECE!

Critter135: Whats my deal?"
Tangvin: from a jungle treevine
eatin frogs cause they taste fine
manrage punches Deers
like emiglio hangin from a chandeleer
Critter135: cuz emiglio is the jigga that just wont quit
Bustin up jiggas...he dont give a shit

Tangvin: wearin bandanas and eatin bananas
BLOODS! CRIPS! UNLOADIN HIS CLIPS!
Critter135: Super400, a drive in the snow, but they like 21 and up
HE YELLING "WHAT THE SHIT!"

Tangvin: manrage poundin wheels
like poundin beers in the streets
Critter135: yo creeps best have reciepts
Critter135: his peeps wont get dirty like cleats
Critter135: Manrage is about tattoo violence
Tangvin: Like an eskimo on the streets
droppin jukebox fiends
punchin with a hammer
hes some Mutha fuckin Jammer
Critter135: This fuckas dont know what up bout manrage be-otch... (HELL YEE)
Tangvin: like a dolphin swimmin thru some muck
"captn planet i dont give a fuck" (not 1 fuck)
i got manrage in my veins
like some steroid rage pains
Critter135: Tats of keys...BVDs...manrage is set
That fucka does as he please

Tangvin: stop sinking my styrofoam boat
ape drape.. take off your trenchcoat
drop that breifcase and ill drown you in a moat
Critter135: Underground, we got surround sound
Apedrapes gettin drown...we back up and ow jeep hit tha groun

Tangvin: call yourself Jubel but you think your funny
anorexic taxi driver, hahah good joke buddy (Ha ha)
all your base.. pff. bust your face
i got stone fist, now get in line, while i drop a nine on your bitchass crime
Critter135: All your base are belong to us.
you think you tha shit but-chu aint dat ruff
Think you hard with that "What you say!"
Manrage will take yo punk ass out away.

Tangvin: *bass riff*
Critter135: what a funny song
Tangvin: yep
Tangvin: saving again (*3rd tiem(
Critter135: heeh
Tangvin: theres some SWEET lines up there
Critter135: yeah
Critter135: You think you bad? Think you the best.
You aint nuttin but chuck barnett.

Tangvin: this line rocks : manrage in a mancage do manrape on a haircape
Critter135: hahah
Critter135: Yo manrage! Where you box o porn at?
in a box? The attic? homemade shack?

Tangvin: legos? construx? you think you so tuff???? ill hit your wall with a pole. Karate board, that shits old!
Critter135: you dug a hole, keep root beers cold.
Put in green bottles so it looks old.

Tangvin: like medieval times ,
why the fuck?
fuck your rhymes
manrage sucks.
Critter135: Screaming billy joel on the downlow
Wearing British knights and falling slow
Critter135: who is this about anymore?
Tangvin: mayonaisse burgers taste like cug
stiffee silver, ha!, manrage will punch

Tangvin: its about manrage, an ape in a trenchcoat with a tie and boxing gloves, and a breif case who runs around doing rage/man rape
Critter135: he he eh
Tangvin: aka cory i guessss
Tangvin: : )
Critter135: some is about jubal tho
Critter135: hehe
Critter135: and theres a j wilhelm line
Tangvin: hehe yea
Tangvin: i like how its rap tho
Critter135: yeah
Critter135: Back to the front better git to skoo
on the bus listening to days of the new
Critter135: manrage got the rage from his mom
Cuz you know she was all bout being unsane

Tangvin: travis meeks with a crustache thinks
hes some sort of hero
acoustic rock god, combat boots todd (maholic)
lyin' in lies on a loveseat
Critter135: nice lack of rhyme there
Tangvin: heheh
Tangvin: JD and COKE, YO!!!! WHAT THE SHIT
LIGHT UP AND SMOKE, YEA MOTHA FUCKA!
Critter135: ARG I closed it somehow
Tangvin: hehe
Tangvin: i got it good to go
Critter135: You think you all about McGonker.
Its Micky GEE you dum schmuck
Listening to ben folds five.
What a stupid fuck

Tangvin: piano core, yea your ruff
why not eat stuffed sutters....

Tangvin: lampshade patrol cause you got no control
and the beast thinks its a vehicular unit...

Tangvin: NICE BAD RHYMEs
Critter135: eh eh eh Yo hairdrape!
sound like a dracula only you got hair cape (not a vampire capes)
Critter135: All about mummbling yor line.
Never come to class, obviously fell behind

Tangvin: Jigsaw Jams, manrage cans
i got no beef with a ape not hair cape
jubals a fiend and manrage will see
when he pummels his face with a jigsaw from mr web 7th grade technology and bow saw.
Critter135: What about uline? That dude was assinine.
I bet he built mallets. At leslies we unload pallets
Dave winston? What a cug. Some kind of unit kittens and hugs

Tangvin: winston is man rage
like stach rage and dad rage
but he has a differnt jig
he has loneliness rage

Tangvin: AND MAAAAAAAAN RAAAAAAAAGE IS GOD!!!!!!!!1
Critter135: Up from the South, he has a bad mouth.
Tells tales of gross chicks.
And being in German seeing porno dicks

Tangvin: dirk diggles
punch your mom it dont matter
man rage is here and your brains will go splatter
Critter135: its dingler
Tangvin: whatever
Critter135: eh eh eh
Critter135: Here's the next verse. Lets see if i curse
What you expect? Manrage is picking up the check.
Playing Sega CD. What you see?
Texas ground zero. Manrage aint no hero

Tangvin:
Critter135: he got a bum nose. Hes outta control
Critter135: people call him mannose, but that aint manrage
Tangvin: i think im done rappin
Tangvin: /;-)
Critter135: me too
Critter135: im outta rhymes
Critter135: "Manrage" will be funny.
Critter135: with bad music and bad rapping
Tangvin: yep
Tangvin: i picture it
Tangvin: where its total contrast
Tangvin: of Rough rapp words that are silly and 80s
Critter135: heheh
Tangvin: with "trip-core" guitar aka pink floyd
Tangvin: and 80s drum beats
Critter135: hehehe
Tangvin: but it somehow melds together
Critter135: that would be pretty good
Tangvin: into the master piece known as man rage